Be really really quiet and don’t move-at all!
We’re watching for Pete…he’s here somewhere…
…’a distinguished singer’
Hmm, I can sing really well but I’m not that great…
Umm…’closely related to “prima donna”’… No, certainly not that…
‘someone who acts overly entitled’ Most definitely not that…’imperious’, ‘self-absorbed’…Uh-uh. Neither of those.
This is all just weird…Wait…‘great style and personality’…Now we’re getting somewhere… ’derived from Italian noun’…
Okay, here we go: Wiki says, ‘basic sense of the word is “goddess”’
Whoa-Rocket’s mom is right!
I AM a DIVA!!
Oh wow! Wait ‘til I tell the others!
Q: What do you get when you cross a silly doggy with a lollipop?
A: A Remie Dum-Dum!
Ha ha ha ha [snort!] Hee hee hee…
Sometimes I wish Remie were a virtual doggie.
Just a thought.
Okay let’s see here…
“Seeking office assistant for very busy kitty who needs help with things. You should be able to type and to understand business stuff. Must be professional and good with other cats. Lots of nap breaks and some snacks. Multi tasking would be good-like maybe watching out the window for visitors while also getting food from the kitchen counter.”
Um…what else…Oh yes-
“Must have own transportation or already live here. Must be spayed/neutered-especially if you are a boy cat. You will need to bring your own food dish and your own toys. No real mice, please-that would be a problem.”
“Comfortable work setting, but will need to put up with silly doggie at times. Cannot be afraid of cows. Please come to the old log house in the country for a personal interview… [Um...] in person.”
Good. That should do it. Now I’ll wait and see what happens…
Mmm [sniff sniff] looks like flat noodles with…hmm, a nice vodka blush sauce and…peas. Peas? Well, okay. I’ll eat those. Look, little pieces of salmon tossed in! Oh-Yummy Yummy!!!
Really though, I should stop and at least go get a scoop of kibble for ‘you know who’.
No. Nope. [mmmrrphh] Can’t stop at all…
Free doggie: Bounces and pants a lot. Is very rude. Will eat your breakfast if you aren’t careful.
Let me know when you want to pick her up.